eating chocolate feels like this

gaH! what's it with girls and chocolate? - you groan ever so often - i mean, i like chocolate too! but it's not like a bite of gooey brownie or a mouthful of lindt can make me shudder and moan and achieve spontaneous, multiple orgasms in goddamn public places...!


you poor thing.


truely, what a tragedy that is.


and no wonder you get so hot and bothered too ;-)


but don't you just love to watch us eat chocolate, peter?


mmmM...tell us, do we look like this?




ps: thank you for the inspiration, anupama :)

there you go, you lucky boy!!!

over the next 365 days or so, agent green glass and i will be putting our combined wisdom at your disposal through these daily epistles.

in doing so, we hope to bring to light a number of burning issues and eventualities that you and/or the guys might have been sketchy about or frankly unaware of so far.

we will dig deep into our vast coffers of experience to insightfully guide and enlighten you upon a vast range of subjects ranging from how to be sexy, to why you must not snivel when you break up, to what the hot chick at work thinks of your moves, to what not to say after a one night stand, to when not to take your mum too seriously, to why women might pretend to love cricket, to whether waxing is better than shaving, to how to hold your pee like we do, to…to…to…well pretty much anything under the sun that might make you even more irresistibly attractive and charming than you already are!

yay! aren’t you excited?

so are we :)

as we go along, we hope to enlist other enthusiastic experts to contribute towards your worthy cause.

in the interests of making this a comprehensive and collaborative exercise, we also invite you and/or the guys to join in with any niggling doubts, secret miseries and unfathomable mysteries you might have had to simply live with for so long.

so to kick start this without any further ado, here’s our very first tip for you, dear peter:

let this blog be your bible through 2010...and forever more.