call me a cynical cunt if you please, but i just don’t buy the ‘i was so drunk and stoned’ explanation.
you see, the last time i was on substances, i did exactly what i wanted to.
if you’d consult with your pecker, peter, i’m sure you’d find that’s exactly what you did too.
it’s an abiding male fantasy that chicks don’t want to get laid. and while i hate to burst your bubble dearest, actually, we do.
the one thing that can put us off though, is to deal with the whimpering aftermath you seem to go through.
relax, it’s really not such a dire moral issue.
plus, it would be so infinitely more attractive to do away with the sniveling and say – madam, my compliments, it was a pleasure to screw you.
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