Saturday, January 9, 2010

va va voom, baby, va va VOOM!




there we were driving down sv road, AGG and i.

and there you were urban cowboy, cruising along on your drop dead gorgeous bike.

we gawked. there’s no denying it, we did.

you made such a dazzling picture, oozing all that sex appeal and hair gel in the afternoon sunshine.

you knew you had our attention, so you rode a little smoother and slower. checking us out checking you out.

ooooooooh, i wonder where he got those awesome leather saddlebags!

wow, they’re beautiful...must be handcrafted...

if only we knew where to find those...

yesssss...

i know this guy who’ll know! you should see what he’s done with this old vespa he found rusting up in a garage...

hang on, hang on, here’s the signal. just ask him where he got them!

*quick scrabble to roll down the window*

EXCUSE ME!

EXCUSE ME!!

HELLLLLOOOO...!

you stared straight ahead, stunned.

EXCUSE ME, MISTER!

you glanced at us in disbelief.

who me? – your eyebrows inquired as they shot up and disappeared into your hairline.

WHERE’D YOU GET THOSE BAGS?

huh? – your forehead crinkled in confusion.

THE BAGS! WHERE’D YOU GET THEM???

ah – all of a sudden, your face cleared up and a knowing little smile began twinkling in your eyes.

DAI-H-LEE – you shouted back.

DELHI???

DAI-H-LEEEEE – you nodded vigorously, smiling.

WHERE IN DELHI?

KrrOL BAAG!

OK, THANK YOOOOOO!

then the traffic light turned green and you revved up and roared away.

that knowing little smile spread into a big grin that split your face.

mumbai ki ladkiyan are totally hOAT, yaar! khulle aam, beech sadak pe line maarti hain! you tell your friend over a beer at the end of the day.

you know what, peter? you're right, sometimes you do take our breath away!

;-)

13 comments:

smdcmc said...

yeah right.. we know what saddlebags are a code for lady !

mentalie said...

@smdcmc, that's what peter thought as well :) who knows...you guys just might be on to something, hmmm?

smdcmc said...

you dont know who this is do you :)

mentalie said...

sure i do, smdcmc :)

Mathangi said...

Hahahhah, this is hilarious! Hahahahahahahah!

Ok, ahem, alright, now I can get back to work.

Jay said...

Wow, Vid, that really made me cringe & laugh at the same time. Wonder what goes on in the minds of such studs. Is it a case of never having interacted with girls, coupled with a concept of "Girls are entities that speak to males only when spoken to. If girls start the convo, it means she is someone who makes Succubus look like Bambi." ? It's uncomplicatedness (a sort of scaled down Caveman-ism, if you will) and regressive stereotyping at its slimiest worst.

This is that said...

super funny..

mentalie said...

@smdcmc, argh! ok, i don't have a clue!

@mato, do write peter a note or two :)

@jay, that peter was certainly uncomplicated...but not necessarily slimy. psst, do tell us what goes on in the minds of the studs...!

@this is that, that was exactly how it happened :)

ki said...

Ha ha ha ha ha :D

I used to have an aerobics instructors whose 'musscalls' were so big because he was mister 'daalhi' one year :P

mentalie said...

@ki, wah! am going to daalhi next month so perhaps you could introduce us. i'll get some musscalls as well. you can never have enough musscalls in daalhi :)

Cloudcutter said...

Yeh Mumbai ki dono HOAT ladkiyan milke kya vaat laga rahi hai bechare Peter ki! Shee baba....

Mathangi said...
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Pinku said...

Peter has spent so much on that bike, bags, gym membership, and gel...he has to have something to show for it...

come on girls give the guy some space yaar.