see that thing john’s doing?
smartest career move he ever made.
you see, john’s bum is possibly the only thing that’s even more irresistibly delicious than his dimples.
it’s an old trick in the animal kingdom, actually.
…wha?! HEY! hang on just one minute, peter!
PAY ATTENTION PLEASE: while it pays to flash bootycake IF you have it, it does not pay to blind us with that pair of buttocks!
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