Tuesday, February 2, 2010

no, i will not make friendship with you



not unless you work on a better line and not unless you engineer a better situation in which to use it than creeping up behind me at 945pm on linking road!

what were you thinking???

oh, right, sorry…what was i thinking looking like a hooker in my sleazy yoga gear, carrying my sleazy yoga mat, and walking on the sleazy sidewalk!

i have two words for you, mister - fuck off.

7 comments:

The Cloudcutter said...

Been ages since I heard that one. I do get online versions of it every once in a while though. But they're not as much fun. I think I really miss the accent - make fraandship with meee!

mentalie said...

you're right, cc, i might have made fraandship if i'd been asked to! unfortunately, the accent was totally boring and proper :(

Mathangi said...

Hahahahahahhahh! Remember the guy who followed us on New Year's eve in Goa whose ass we wanted to whoop? I think he might have said something similar. Except he was slurring so much we had to wait a few sentences before figuring it out.

mentalie said...

no, no, mato...he was asking us if we 'want to go party'. how could you forget after we spent so long deciphering it? :D

ki said...

I've been asked if I want to dansh. Does that count? I must add that the guy was 2 inches shorter and talking to my boobs.

Jil Jil Ramamani said...

"yoo yoo yoo yoo " actual scrap by actual phaindseep seeker with MJ profile pic. Scary.

mentalie said...

@ki, hahahah...so what did your boobs say to the dansher's kind offer?

@jil jil, i love your name! and that mj spoke with you from beyond the grave...oooh.