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no, i will not make friendship with you
not unless you work on a better line and not unless you engineer a better situation in which to use it than creeping up behind me at 945pm on linking road!
what were you thinking???
oh, right, sorry…what was i thinking looking like a hooker in my sleazy yoga gear, carrying my sleazy yoga mat, and walking on the sleazy sidewalk!
i have two words for you, mister - fuck off.
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Been ages since I heard that one. I do get online versions of it every once in a while though. But they're not as much fun. I think I really miss the accent - make fraandship with meee!
you're right, cc, i might have made fraandship if i'd been asked to! unfortunately, the accent was totally boring and proper :(
Hahahahahahhahh! Remember the guy who followed us on New Year's eve in Goa whose ass we wanted to whoop? I think he might have said something similar. Except he was slurring so much we had to wait a few sentences before figuring it out.
no, no, mato...he was asking us if we 'want to go party'. how could you forget after we spent so long deciphering it? :D
I've been asked if I want to dansh. Does that count? I must add that the guy was 2 inches shorter and talking to my boobs.
"yoo yoo yoo yoo " actual scrap by actual phaindseep seeker with MJ profile pic. Scary.
@ki, hahahah...so what did your boobs say to the dansher's kind offer?
@jil jil, i love your name! and that mj spoke with you from beyond the grave...oooh.
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