there’s just so much mommy can do for your sex appeal!

i was chatting with a friend this morning and neither of us could get over the fact that you’d rather please mommy than us when it comes to stuff like your clothes and hair.

it’s terribly unsettling to suggest a nice goatee, or a nuzzly pair of mutton chop side burns, or a snappy fitted shirt...only be told that mommy prefers her boy clean shaven, with a side parting, and in a t-shirt.

perhaps you mean she likes you exactly the way you are…?

as do we, dearest, as do we…really!

oh...no?

you mean she likes you clean shaven, with a side parting, and in a t-shirt?

like *ahem* a ‘good boy’?

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA  HA HA HA H...huh...!?!

oh.

you’re serious?

oh.

um…tell me, do you honestly believe your mum wants you to get laid?

because i’m dead sure mine doesn’t.

which is why chicks never listen to their mums when it comes to matters concerning sex appeal, you see.

no, it is not different for guys and girls anymore.

get real.

and get that haircut / shirt / face fuzz we talked about.

and ick, please do not bring mommy to bed.

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